Carly Fiorina. She was the darling of business magazines. In those days jobs in private firms weren’t that unsafe. Carly Fiorina changed that. While restructuring Hewlett Packard, she fired thousands of employees. Eventually she herself was forced to resign. Now she is aspiring to be American President.

Despite being a veteran in a tech company, she committed one small mistake. She didn’t register Internet domain in her name. But someone else did and look what he did with This website has single page with no link or other information whatsoever. The main content of this website is 30,000 sad smileys. A brilliant idea. Carly Fiorina might be pissed off.

The website’s only page ends with this:

That’s 30,000 people she laid off. People with families. And what does she say she would have done differently?

“I would have done them all faster.”
—Carly Fiorina